Built for Cuddles, Not Speed T-Shirt - Cardio is Overrated

Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is light, breathable, and comfy enough to nap in — but stylish enough to wear out. The retail fit and classic crew neckline make it a versatile favorite for casual days and catwalk moods alike. No itchy tags here — just a tear-away label and feel-good fabric. Ethically made by Bella+Canvas, because comfort shouldn't come at a cost. Blended colors include just the right mix of cotton and polyester, depending on the shade, to keep you cool, cute, and slightly chaotic.

Because your shirt deserves love too:
Wash cold like your ex’s heart (max 30°C / 90°F).
Bleach only if absolutely necessary — we prefer drama-free laundry.
Tumble dry low, like your ambitions on a Monday.
Iron on medium heat if you're fancy, or just embrace the wrinkles.
No dry cleaning — this isn’t a red carpet situation.

We currently ship across the U.S., Canada, and Australia — because great t-shirts deserve global attention (well, almost global). EU shipping? Not yet, but we're working on it — blame the cats for sitting on the paperwork. Orders usually sneak out within 2 to 5 business days.

For U.S. deliveries, economy shipping takes around 4 to 8 business days, standard shipping takes 2 to 5 business days, and express shipping (only for some items) usually arrives in 2 to 3 business days. If you're located in Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, or a U.S. territory, your order might take an extra 7 to 12 business days to arrive — your tee’s just on a scenic route.

Shipping to Canada or Australia typically takes between 10 and 30 business days. We know that’s a bit of a wait, but hey, your shirt’s practically going on a world tour.

Returns

Each item is printed just for you, so we don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your order arrives damaged or defective. If something went wrong, don’t worry — just send us a quick message with a photo, and we’ll make things right. No drama, no hairballs. Pinky paw promise. 🐾