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Built for Cuddles, Not Speed T-Shirt - Cardio is Overrated

Built for Cuddles, Not Speed T-Shirt - Cardio is Overrated

Regular price $24.99
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Let’s be honest—your cat didn’t come here to break records. Unless we’re talking about nap durations or tuna consumption.
This tee is a tribute to all the chunky legends out there who’d rather roll than run. Built for one thing only: maximum snuggle efficiency.

Crafted from premium-quality, cloud-soft cotton, this shirt is comfier than your cat napping in your laundry basket.
Relaxed fit. Zero judgment. Full sass.

Let’s face it—if speed were important, you'd be a dog person. 🐾

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Description

Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is light, breathable, and comfy enough to nap in — but stylish enough to wear out. The retail fit and classic crew neckline make it a versatile favorite for casual days and catwalk moods alike. No itchy tags here — just a tear-away label and feel-good fabric. Ethically made by Bella+Canvas, because comfort shouldn't come at a cost. Blended colors include just the right mix of cotton and polyester, depending on the shade, to keep you cool, cute, and slightly chaotic.

Washing Instructions

Because your shirt deserves love too:
Wash cold like your ex’s heart (max 30°C / 90°F).
Bleach only if absolutely necessary — we prefer drama-free laundry.
Tumble dry low, like your ambitions on a Monday.
Iron on medium heat if you're fancy — but NEVER over the print.
(No flattening the cat chaos, please.)
No dry cleaning — this isn’t a red carpet situation.

Shipping & Returns

📦 We ship to the U.S., Canada, Australia, the U.K., Germany, Austria, France, Italy, Spain, Sweden, and the Netherlands. All orders are made-to-order and typically ship out within 2–5 business days. Delivery times vary by country: 4–8 business days for the U.S., and 7–20 business days for Europe, Canada, Australia, and the U.K. If your order arrives damaged or defective, we’ll replace it right away — no drama, no hairballs.

Returns

Each item is printed just for you, so we don’t accept returns or exchanges unless your order arrives damaged or defective. If something went wrong, don’t worry — just send us a quick message with a photo, and we’ll make things right. No drama, no hairballs. Pinky paw promise. 🐾